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With gorgeous summer weather comes one of nature's most inexplicably trollish creations: the mosquito. And thanks to some horrifying new developments, this summer is going to be loaded with thousands of giant, ultra deadly super mosquitoes hellbent on sticking you full of more dirty needles than a dumpster dive behind a methadone clinic.
4. There's Going to Be a Shit Ton of Them
Thanks to the weather being pretty well fucked all around,replica christian louboutin boots, we're seeing a crushing combination of extreme heat and rainfall that's shaping up to make 2013 the banner year for mosquito invasion.
We had to blur out the graphic mosquito orgy going on in this photo.
Wichita, Kansas, has already seen a 227 percent jump in their mosquito population, and over in central New York, they're expecting a surge in the repellent airborne disease fairies as soon as the summer heat kicks in. Mobile County recently had a chicken test positive for mosquito borne equine encephalitis (because Alabama is in the http://tlouboutins.tumblr.com]cheap christian louboutin shoes under 100[/url] habit of testing chickens for such things), and the Boston area just found its first West Nile carrying mosquito. So we're off to an itchy start already.
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"Not with that attitude you won't."
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2. They Are Getting Bigger
We don't mean marginally bigger, we mean "20 times the size of regular mosquitoes" bigger.
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These massive bastards,cheap christian louboutin heels, called Gallinippers, have started showing up in Florida and are roughly the size of a quarter, which means if they bite you, you'll probably need a freaking tourniquet.
"You may slay me, but three more shall take my place."
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Meet Leslie Vosshall of New York's Rockefeller University, who spends every day studying mosquitoes an occupation she recently insisted to CBS News was totally "not crazy." To prove this,michael kors bags china wholesale, she shoved her arm into a box full of mosquitoes to feed them:
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"Witness! Witness my supervillain origin!"
Vosshall describes mosquitoes as "beautiful" creatures that we are fighting a losing war against. And if you think this is just one crazy lady that everyone is too scared to force into retirement, let us now direct your attention to Derek Sikes, the resident mosquito wrangler at the University of Alaska's Museum of the North, who is literally doing the exact same thing using his own arm to feed his collection of the pestilent insects.
So apparently, the only people qualified to be mosquito experts are those who have clearly been touched by the darkness. This isn't even a new development, because back in the 1970s, another mosquito expert conducted an experiment wherein he allowed the virulent http://louboutinsbottom.tumblr.com]Christian Louboutin red bottom shoes[/url] little bastards to bite him 435 times in the space of five minutes in order to calculate how long it would take a swarm of them to kill a human being.

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